The Biscuit Quarterly is back, America (and lesser countries).

If you missed the sonorous, power-pop deliciosity of America’s tweehearts, Techno Squid Eats Parliament, fear not… for we are back.

If you missed our deft, satirical finger squarely placed on the anal pulse of modern society, fear not… for we are back.

And if you missed Aaron’s insane recipes, Ron’s Bitchin’ Product Alerts, Mark’s Markery, and Shayne and Clay’s contractually-obligated input, fear not…

For. We. Are Back.