It’s a full moon, so you know what that means: you lost the gift receipt and can’t return it. Also, horoscopes! * Aquarius: Jupiter and Saturn will be in conjunction this month and the closest observable one since the year 1226. Like the 13th Century, you need to be aware of possible bad omens. Maybe Mongol hordes, or…
Month: December 2020
In The Kitchen with Aaron Sarlo: Chicken-Fried Go Fuck Yourself
It’s that time of the year again, Wednesmuffsember! It’s a great time for fried foods, like jackal fritters and killer whale strips. But, while those dishes might see you packing on the pounds like a disgusting, ancestor-shaming piece of shit, Chicken-Fried Go Fuck Yourself is a delicious, healthy alternative that will help you stay trim…