Before there was a Biscuit Quarterly, TSEP used to have little one-off TYPEWRITTEN newsletters that we would send out, not on any particular schedule. Over time, that evolved into the four or eight page wonders of the Modern World that we included in press kits, and that we would trade for timber, pelts, LSD, and…
Month: February 2020
A Little Hard on the Beaver
Passing time while on tour is a challenge. There are only so many cassette tapes you can go through before your Walkman’s motor burns out and renders all your music with a surreal Gates-of-Hell-Creaking-Open effect; and inevitably, all that time cooped up in a van leads to the telling of stories. Since time immemorial humans…
Aaron Sarlo’s Movie Reviews: Ford v Ferrari
They car better than we do. I want us to car better than them. Let’s spend a whole lot of time carring, and see if, in the end, we don’t car better than them. Here we go carring! Look how good we car. But, watch out, because they car real good, too. Oh, no! Something…
A Passing.
Today, we are mourning the departure from this world of one of the earliest fans of Techno Squid Eats Parliament : Stephanie Price. She passed away on February 8th, and her memorial service was held earlier today in Little Rock. Stephanie was an integral part of the lives of TSEP and the individual members. A…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
It’s a full moon, so you know what that means: you finally paid up your moon bill and they turned it back on! Also, horoscopes! Aquarius: If you were born on St. Valentine’s Day (show some respect for the title) you are an Aquarius. That means you are a glacier of love! What is a “glacier…
In The Kitchen with Aaron Sarlo: Ground Up Robin Eggs in an Eggshell and Baby Bird Corpse Reduction
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, loser. This year, don’t sit at home repeatedly masturbating until you ejaculate tiny little puffs of air. It’s 2020, a whole new decade for you to fail in! Get out there and meet that special someone, and when you do, bring them back to your place, and prepare…