Before there was a Biscuit Quarterly, TSEP used to have little one-off TYPEWRITTEN newsletters that we would send out, not on any particular schedule. Over time, that evolved into the four or eight page wonders of the Modern World that we included in press kits, and that we would trade for timber, pelts, LSD, and astronomical charts while at sea. Here’s the first ever, in all its crude I-taught-myself-desktop-publishing glory. Enjoy!