It’s a full Blue moon on Halloween, so you know what that means: you are already a literate werewolf. Also, horoscopes! * Aquarius: You are the most lupine of all the signs Aquarius, so you are most likely to suffer from werewolfism. Nobody knows why that is, but any month with two full moons gives you twice…
Month: October 2020
In The Kitchen with Aaron Sarlo: Endometrium Puffs
It’s that time of the year again, Killmetober! That time of year when you’ve been stuck in one location for six months, and time no longer has any meaning. What sumptuous dish could possibly bash your nascent depression in its fucking fontanels? Try Endomatrium Puffs! Or don’t try them! What’s the point of trying anything?…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes!
It’s the full moon, so you know what that means: Nothing, the moon is a hoax. Merely weather balloons. Also, horoscopes! * Aquarius: It’s the season of the Pumpkin Spice Aquarios and while that may sound like a long, lost Donovan tune, it is a real thing…unlike that big ole phony moon. I hope you like pumpkins…