It’s that time of the year again! Gravydroughtpril! That time of the year where everybody notices all of the sudden that there ain’t no damned gravy anywhere! Don’t be caught with dry food such as baked chicken or Saharan wood ash biscuits (recipe to come). When life gives you dry dinner, it’s time to whup…
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In the Kitchen with Aaron Sarlo: Whorebaby Surprise
One bite of this, and I farted blood!
In the Kitchen with Aaron Sarlo: Honey Glazed Surgery Scraps Brownies
Gosh DAMN these are yummy!
In the Kitchen with Aaron Sarlo: Existential Dread Patties
It’s that time of year again: Reflectuary. That time of year when I think about my life. Sitting here, drinking corporate supply chain coffee, wearing corporate supply chain clothes, typing on a shiny machine made from rare earth minerals and human misery, it’s impossible to feel as though individuality matters. Lucky am I to be…
In The Kitchen with Aaron Sarlo: Ground Up Robin Eggs in an Eggshell and Baby Bird Corpse Reduction
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, loser. This year, don’t sit at home repeatedly masturbating until you ejaculate tiny little puffs of air. It’s 2020, a whole new decade for you to fail in! Get out there and meet that special someone, and when you do, bring them back to your place, and prepare…