It’s the full moon, so you know what that means: more moon for your buck! Also, horoscopes!* Aquarius: Bibliophilia is the love of books, and that is you this month. Good thing since you can’t go anywhere. Hopefully you stocked up on books or one of those screen thingies. Also, a very good thing you learned…
Category: Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
It’s the full moon closest to Daylight Savings Time, so you know what that means: the farmers have won again. Also, horoscopes!* Aquarius: This is the month you get to binge on carbs. Fat Tuesday ain’t got a thing on Fat April. (The month, not your friend April, she’s not fat btw, the term is morbidly…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
It’s a full moon, so you know what that means: you finally paid up your moon bill and they turned it back on! Also, horoscopes! Aquarius: If you were born on St. Valentine’s Day (show some respect for the title) you are an Aquarius. That means you are a glacier of love! What is a “glacier…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
It’s a full moon so you know what that means, the monthly swallowing and regurgitation of the moon by the giant sky dragon has entered the regurgitation phase AND it’s time to see what the stars and planets have in store for you! Aquarius: This month is a great time to learn to play the bagpipe….
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes by Ron*
Aquarius: That Hall and Oates tribute band you are seeing might actually be Hall and Oates. If they can do it, you can too! Grow a mustache and form a band. Just don’t be a country act, the planets HATE country acts. Pisces: Expect some unfortunate medical news with the only cure being an all candy corn…