It’s a full moon, so you know what that means: the moon has probably been the one taking your lunch at work. Also, horoscopes! * Aquarius: You will more than likely not die this month, Aquarius. Notice how I said “likely”. The stars only know so much, but you can count on them to guide you, nonetheless….
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Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
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Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
It’s a full Blue moon on Halloween, so you know what that means: you are already a literate werewolf. Also, horoscopes! * Aquarius: You are the most lupine of all the signs Aquarius, so you are most likely to suffer from werewolfism. Nobody knows why that is, but any month with two full moons gives you twice…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes!
It’s the full moon, so you know what that means: Nothing, the moon is a hoax. Merely weather balloons. Also, horoscopes! * Aquarius: It’s the season of the Pumpkin Spice Aquarios and while that may sound like a long, lost Donovan tune, it is a real thing…unlike that big ole phony moon. I hope you like pumpkins…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes
It’s the full moon, so you know what that means: slather on that moonscreen. Also, horoscopes! * Aquarius: You’ve made it this far Aquarius (if not, shouldn’t you be haunting somewhere instead of reading horoscopes?) and that’s an accomplishment. We both know you have no idea how you did. Just keep on keeping on. This month…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
It’s the full moon, so you know what that means: the moon sees all! Also, horoscopes! * Aquarius: I’m not going to say that all of this political strife is your fault Aquarius, but there are photos of someone who looks a lot like you standing on the grassy knoll. Maybe it was your doppelganger. The…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
It’s the full moon, so you know what that means: the moon made bail and is out on the streets again. Also, horoscopes!* Aquarius: Do you remember when you found out George Michael was gay? Of course, you don’t! It is besides the point. Wham! Is still Wham! Don’t get caught up in the unimportant details…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
It’s the full moon, so you know what that means: the moon isn’t sick (or at least is asymptomatic) and showed up to work. Also, horoscopes!* Aquarius: Mercury is such a funny little planet. So hot on one side, yet so cold on the other. (Sort of like a McDLT). But this month it is giving…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
It’s the full moon, so you know what that means: more moon for your buck! Also, horoscopes!* Aquarius: Bibliophilia is the love of books, and that is you this month. Good thing since you can’t go anywhere. Hopefully you stocked up on books or one of those screen thingies. Also, a very good thing you learned…
Crazy Ron’s Discount Horoscopes*
It’s the full moon closest to Daylight Savings Time, so you know what that means: the farmers have won again. Also, horoscopes!* Aquarius: This is the month you get to binge on carbs. Fat Tuesday ain’t got a thing on Fat April. (The month, not your friend April, she’s not fat btw, the term is morbidly…